Jokes, Pick Up Lines, and Riddles By: Sofia Horowitz
Whenever people are feeling stressed or depressed, a good way to cheer up is by having a good laugh. That's what I'm trying to accomplish to lighten up your day with some jokes, pick up lines (family friendly), and riddles. If you would like a good laugh keep reading, if you don't like to laugh then leave you are not welcomed here. Jokes: The other night there was a storm and 25% of my roof was destroyed. Oof. What is the Devils favorite type of cookie? One with more-soles. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. Only if you want to go again. Someone stool my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that. My Grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. "Just say no to drugs" "Well, if I'm talking to my drugs... I probably already said yes." Pick Up Lines: I went to the doctor and he told me I was lacking some Vitamin-U. Are you my history assignment because you're DBCute. ...