Types of Students by Sarah Bargfrede
It’s been a long school year. Okay, so maybe it’s technically only been three months but already each break seems too short and each weekend a fleeting moment of sanity, the calm before the storm. By now the homework is being assigned, the tests and quizzes coming full force, and the due dates as fast encroaching as that dirty gym dodgeball barreling towards your face. And with the great uptake in work, the differences between students and their methods of coping with the workload are becoming increasingly more obvious. Whether you are the Teachers Pet, somehow finishing the project a week before it was assigned, the Sleep-Deprived Procrastinator, submitting the work a second before (or after) it was due, or the Zero, simply giving up altogether, each of us has a different way of dealing with the stress and managing our “ ever so sacred ” grades. As the Teachers Pet, you are practically a magical being. What else could explain the awe-inspiring ability to complete an assign...