Garlic Bread Lovers, This is the Job for You!!! By Hannah Ramos

-


Most people can agree, that almost everyone's dream job is to get payed to eat delicious food. In an article by Ben Hooper on UPI.com, this dream could be a reality. Domino's Pizza just recently announced a job opening for a garlic bread taster, on September 27th. The position is titled the "Chief Garlic Bread Taster." and the only job they are required to do, is taste and review garlic bread. For $20 an hour, you just can't turn this offer down. Some might say that the requirements for the job are too strict, but any true garlic bread lover has achieved them. For example, Domino's is requiring that the Chief Garlic Bread Taster has atleast 5 years of garlic bread eating experience, a deep understanding of the relationship between garlic bread and pizza, has working taste buds, and "has burned their fingers at least once not being able to wait for the garlic bread to cool down." You can apply for the job by submitting a 200 word essay, or 30 second video, along with the application form that is provided. The ONLY downside to becoming "Cheif Garlic Bread Taster" for Domino's Pizza is that the position is only open in the Domino's wing in Australia. So it looks like I will be moving to Australia very soon.

CURRENT EVENT LINK:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/27/Dominos-job-posting-seeks-Chief-Garlic-Bread-Taster/1921569604363/?sl=4

Image result for dominos garlic bread

Comments

  1. AnonymousOctober 10, 2019 at 3:54 PM

    At least 5 years? Pshhhh. Lightwork.

    ReplyDelete
  2. DanielleOctober 11, 2019 at 7:43 AM

    This is hysterical! I wonder if we'll be able to see some of the application videos!

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousOctober 14, 2019 at 4:11 PM

    I might be joining you in Australia!!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousOctober 16, 2019 at 8:27 PM

    I think this might be the best job ever. Besides the weight gain and heart problems waiting to happen!!

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousOctober 18, 2019 at 5:30 AM

    I can't believe you can get paid for eating. If I did I'd be a millionaire by now.

    ReplyDelete
  6. AnonymousOctober 18, 2019 at 5:47 AM

    I'm personally a really picky eater but I do like some garlic breads so I feel like I would honestly be a good tester because I know whats good and what's not haha (and I really want to move to Australia to hear people's accents!)

    ReplyDelete
  7. AnonymousOctober 18, 2019 at 6:39 AM

    I have such a strong love for garlic bread and I'm ready to apply for this job.

    ReplyDelete
  8. AnonymousOctober 18, 2019 at 9:25 AM

    I love garlic bread and Australia so I'm coming too!!

    ReplyDelete
  9. AnonymousOctober 23, 2019 at 10:36 AM

    That is a great job and you earn good money too. Too bad it's in Australia.

    ReplyDelete
  10. AnonymousOctober 29, 2019 at 7:09 AM

    I wish we sent in our application video

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Ancient Greek Heroes VS. Modern Day Heroes

-
Image
Heroes in Greek/Anglo-Saxon (I am grouping the types of historical literature we have read) writing are very obvious and much of ancient Greek literature involves a central hero or a supernatural story. In modern day English, however, the plots are less often mythical and more realistic. Since each person has a different definition for heroism, modern day heroism literature can be more varied. Ancient Greek writing is very often far-fetched, however. There are many similarities and differences between the two types of writing, but first I will run through the most significant differences. In Greek mythology, heroes were often religious figures, like demigods, while modern day writing focuses more on ordinary people. This could be because authors nowadays want the readers to be able to relate with the heroes in their stories. Greek writing had heroes that had the power to protect or destroy the people depending on prevailing circumstances. In contrast, modern day heroes are acknowledg...
Read more

My Brother by Elizabeth Hailey DeGasperis

-
Image
          When I contemplate what is most important in my life, my mind is drawn to my 21-year-old brother, Tom. There are not enough words in the English language I could use to describe what he means to me. I cannot imagine the past fifteen years of my life without him. Allow me to start from the beginning.           Even when I was an infant, he never failed to take me out of my crib, strap me in my high chair, and cook scrambled eggs for us (at the tender age of six). He did this so my mother could catch up on sleep in the mornings and take care of me however he could. I only wish I could return the favour in some way. Though we have always been tight, we used to fight frequently as all siblings do. As immature children, we viewed every ordeal as monumental. The apocalypse would occur if either of us decided to give the other access to the TV remote or the pogo sticks for five minutes. However, we would always make-up in the end and...
Read more

Not Fate, Just a Coincidence - Sila Paniker

-
Image
The idea of fate confuses me. I don't really understand how something will happen no matter what you do. It just seems very unlikely. I think we're constantly making choices that lead to occurrences. We make so many decisions a day that it seems impossible that fate can find a way around it all.  Awhile ago, I saw something called the Butterfly Effect, which doesn't exactly relate to fate but it makes sense to me. The idea is that a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a tornado on the other side of the world. Essentially, small changes can have large impacts. In my head, this connects with the thousands of tiny decisions we subconsciously make each day. There are people I've met or things that have happened and it feels like it was meant to be but they're just a bunch of coincidences that had the ability to change everything. Thinking about it, there are reasons that can explain everything. For example, I met one of my closest friends a few years ago a...
Read more