Bruh Moments- Bektur Totoshev

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I wake up before the blare of my clock, turning over to my side so I can see the time. Turns out, I forgot to set the alarm and have 3 minutes before the bus ditches me.
Bruh.
I grab my phone, put anything on, grab my backpack and gargle some mouthwash as I sprint out the door, only to see the yellow bus pull out of my complex, and out of my sight.
Bruh.
I walk back to my house and keep my eyes on my feet as I tell my mom I missed the bus again. More annoyed than anything else, she tells me that she's taking my phone for the day.
Bruh.
When I get to school, 1st period math has a formative that I had simply forgotten, not studied for and am definitely not ready for.
Bruh.
At lunch, I punch in my pin, ready to feast after my lack of breakfast, only to find out my balance had dwindled enough to stop me from buying anything but Scooby-Doo fruit snacks.
Bruh.
At the start of 8th period, I'm primed to just pass out, but so is my 5%-battery-remaining-Chromebook, because I forgot to charge it yesterday.
Bruh.
Finally at home, my mountain of homework sits in the back of my mind, as I suddenly decide today is the day to binge-watch that show I always said I would watch, but never actually did.
Bruh. 
In bed, ready to forget the day and sleep it off, my brain decides now is the time to start actually thinking, leaving me awake and staring at my ceiling for an hour.
Bruh.
Finally, when I can feel the pillowy comfort of unconciousness start to latch on to me, I talk to myself, saying,"Tomorrow will be my day. I'll be productive, pay attention in class, stop procrastinating and do all my homework. I'll even study early for the test in a week so I can get a headstart".
Bruh
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Comments

  1. AnonymousNovember 23, 2019 at 10:09 AM

    I liked this. It is very creative. I laughed at the part about your Chromebook being at 5%.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 23, 2019 at 11:42 AM

    The picture just made it so much funnier. Really loved this

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  3. AnonymousNovember 25, 2019 at 8:36 AM

    This is the best blog post ever. Extremely creative and funny!

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  4. AnonymousNovember 25, 2019 at 8:42 AM

    hands down five stars.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 25, 2019 at 10:43 AM

    hahaha I loved this

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  6. AnonymousNovember 27, 2019 at 4:36 AM

    best one. you can @ me if you want lol

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  7. AnonymousNovember 29, 2019 at 10:05 AM

    Relatable. I can imagine you saying "Bruh" in your head as each thing happens.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 29, 2019 at 5:56 PM

    Bruh, this one's pretty relatable. 10/10 for creativity alone.

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  9. AnonymousNovember 30, 2019 at 9:18 AM

    That was really relatable and funny. I think I've experienced all of those things. 10/10

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